Pigeons! Rats of the Sky! Wait, not, that's not true at all!

This forest fellow is actually the Squishable Plague Doctor on a woodland holiday! Why are they hanging out in the forest, feeding squirrels and eating berries? They're getting in touch with their...wait for it...roots! Ahahahahahaaaaa.

Stepped on some stinging nettles? Scratched yourself on a briar? Caught a cold in the forest? Don't worry, the Mini Woodland Plague Nurse is on the case! By which I mean, your case. Wherever something can be cured with a mushroom, distilled moss-potion, o

There's a rumor going around about the secret ingredient in a crabby patty is. Maybe let's not tell this little guy. Actually, maybe don't tell me either.

10.5(w) x 10(d) x 9.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber

Stag Beetle, Stag Beetle, STAG BEETLE! Oh, well NOW we have a problem don't we? You said the name three times, so the beetle is your responsibility. That's just how it works. It's completely outta my hands!

Need just a little pick-me-up, without committing your shakey little hands to a giant cup? Then this is the plush for you! Our Mini Cold Brew is jam packed with earthy notes of soft fur and full bodied overtones (that's the embroidery!) Go on, take a sip!

Pink! It's a color, not a flavor! Or is it? Consider the icing on a Pink Donut. Is it strawberry? Raspberry? Cherry? Whatever reddish-hued fruit it represents, if you closed your eyes and took a bite, technically it should taste no different than "St. Pat

There have been many great debates throughout history: Should we use direct current or alternating electric current? Is the game called "Duck, Duck, Goose," or "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck?" (looking at you, Minnesota). Who's on first? But the most important de

'Pardon me! I am a bee!'' the Bee said to the flower.
"May I trouble you for a grain or two of pollen at this hour?"The flower stood invitingly and swayed upon its stalk.
But the flower said nothing in response, for flowers cannot talk."Hello?" the Bumb

Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. Apparently our science was a lot more literal than we expected. At first, we were like, "yikes, what's up with

Influencers! Sometimes they're fashionistas! Sometimes they're dogs! Sometimes they're food...and also a dog! The Mini Hot Dog Dachshund has a huge following of food fans, dog fans, and people who like condiments. His hobbies include making TikTok videos

To Bee or not to Bee? Let's talk about it! On the one hand, you could make honey, the only food that has all the substances necessary to sustain life (it's true!) You could pollinate fruits and flowers! You could have fashionable stripes!If you pick the o